It doesn’t taste good, I taste it once a year to see if it get’s better– Question to Mats Hummels why he doesnt drink beer (via bayernforever)
that one about the porcupine: just to add... →
ezralahm: Statistics: Klose scores roughly 50% of the time, meaning by the numbers he’d score every other game he plays (if he gets playing time) Germany has never lost when Miroslav Klose has scored. They did tie last year to Italy in a friendly, but never lost. Klose was the second highest scorer in…
Jordana: What the fuck?, who the fuck says "kiss me?"
Oliver: It was a kiss, I was trying to be romantic. I am trying to be romantic, OK?
Jordana: You were crushing my face.
Oliver: Yeah, in a romantic way.
Sal, 10, reads the first 2 pages of 'Twilight',...
Sal: Wow. Kids in my class can write better than this.
There’s an opposite to deja vu. They call is jamais vu. It’s when you meet the...– Chuck Palahniuk (via thenocturnals)
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them...– (via daniva-affan)